Life of Rajesh

First of all I apologize for not updating my blog for such a long time even though I was online most of the time. I promise my blog readers that from now on you can expect me to post one post in my blog per week. As you can see I have made a lot of changes to my blog and have used the basic plugins which I should have used from the beginning. My school has already started and it’s very boring unlike Class 10 which was so much fun. I am in a nostalgia mode right now so I will like to tell about this incident which occurred in Class 10 during our 1^st term exams.

Our maths paper was very tough and in my friend group only one or two are good in maths. Even though I practice a lot of maths I have never been able to score good marks in Maths exams L well finally when our maths paper came out all of my friends failed including me. Now we though to make some changes to our paper so that we could pass out since our Maths sir is nothing but a big “lallu”. All of my friends made changes in our paper but I did not since sir had wrongly marked two of my sums wrong even though it was right. I went to him and got my marks increased and I passed out, but my friends were busy making changes in the paper. They got some extra exam paper and copied some right sums from each other copy and stapled it with their original maths paper. They also made some wrong sums right and went to sir to increase their marks. Since our sir was a big “lallu” he increased everyone’s marks and everyone passed out. Now let’s talk about how much everyone increased their marks by. Ankit increased it from 23 to 40, Somobroto increased it from 19 to 42 and now the guys who made the biggest leap Rahul increased his marks from 07 to 40! And Manosh increased it from 04 to 42!!! Big leap eh!

Now another guy in our class who had also flunked went to increase his marks and as luck would have it our “lallu” sir somehow caught him and someone from our class complained to our “lallu” maths sir about us and then Sir was very angry. He then took everyone’s paper for rechecking and that was it! My friends understood that Ab unki phatne waali hain! I was happy since I had passed by legal and not any illegal means. Later in the day Maths sir came back to our class with the papers and called all the people one by one on whom he had a doubt. He even called me and I told him that I did not use any illegal means or anything but I got the biggest shock of my life when I counted my maths paper again and I was only getting 32! I had got 28 in the beginning and my marks increased from 28 to 37 but after counting it was only coming to 32!!! I was doomed. Even till now I could not figure out where the hell my 5 marks went! Well in the end all of us had to write an apology letter and we promised sir that we will never do all these thing again!

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Writing after a Long time ! I have become Really Lazy ! I have so many things to blog about but Laziness Prevails !

Well This Post is all about my Crap School.Well You Guys Must be remembering that my exams were going to start on 12th November but as usual there was a bandh that day and so School was Called of that day ! It was a much needed Break for me since I was not at all prepared for my exams,Bio and History both 2 Hours Paper of 100 Mark Each ! So On Monday I was studyin from the morning only so as to do well in these 2 exams but the syllabus was so huge(Rather I was Lazy/Sleeping all the time) that by 4 PM I was only able to finish 4 Chapters of History and the Whole of Bio was still left.I was hoping that somehow Tommorrow also a Bandh is called and school is closed and at that very moment my friend Ankit called and told that he had just called Principal Ma’am and she told that tommorrow also no school will be there due to a bandh.At that very moment I called up Our Principal Ma’am and asked her that whether the school will be held tommorrow or not and she said that No School will be held tommorrow.I was so happy and decided to take a break from Studies and started Chipping.

At around 8 PM in the night my friend Ankit again called and said that Principal Ma’am has told that School will be held tommorrow! I was at my wits end and started studying like mad,at around 8:30 PM I again called Principal Ma’am to ask whether school will be held or not and that time she said that School will be closed tommorrow even if a Bandh is not there ! That was like Music to my ears and I immediately started calling all my friends and informed them that no school will held tommorrow even if a bandh is not held ! Then to my Horror Dipu called me and said that Its now confirmed that school will be held tommorrow since the bandh is called off :shock: I was like Dead at that very moment ! I had just informed more than 15 people that no school will be held tommorrow and so I again called back everyone to inform them that school will be held tommorrow and nearly all of them gave me a good scolding saying yeh sab kya laga rakha hai?Exam time mein aisa mazak mat kiya kar !

After that Just for a final confirmation I called up our Idiotic Principal Ma’am at around 10:30 PM and again asked her that whether school will be held tommorrow or not ? She Said that No School will be held tommorrow :shock: , I then thought to myself that Now I aint gonna inform anyone that No School will be held tommorrow but I just informed Nishant since he had called me to ask whether school will be held or not !

I slept peacefully during the night and at around 8 AM in the morning I recieved a phone from Nishant and he told that Schoolwill be held today and we need to give the exam as well ! I was like WTFFF I am dead for sure today ! Then I started studying and tried to complete whatever i could as fast as possible.After that I went to school and there I saw all the students and few Aunties were standing outside the school and No one was ready to give the exam but few were there who went inside the school and were ready to give the exam ! Soon our principal ma’am came and Just told One thing “Give the exam or go back home and we will give you 100 out of 100 in the exam” and everyone went inside the school to give the exam (Bloody Assholes)

My History paper was a Big Disaster and in Bio I played Kaun Banega Crorepati, and surprisingly I did well in my Bio Paper

Well for now Bye Guys

Well Life has been really hectic over the past few weeks for me. Since I was not concentrating on my studies Mom banned PC and so I am not coming online much. In school we took some “panga” with the class 12’s over basketball K.They were playing basketball during our P.T. Period and because of them We were not able to play basketball(Not Me, I play football with other friends of mine).

In between all this we played a prank on our Computer Sir. He is new in school and is quite a short tempered man. He Punished 80% of our class because the students were absent on the day when there was a heavy rainfall going on and there water logging in the streets.He even beated a few boys via a steel scale and also 2 girls !!!! Oh Come On We were just absent,we did not do a crime by remaining absent and we are in Class 10 you cant beat us now ! I and a few of my friends decided to teach him a lesson and after school we called him from a local Airtel STD and **%R^&^#$*%^*#$%$*^$#@%&$%#^@.Now this became our daily routine and we used to call him every day after school via a local Airtel STD.He was not able to understand who was calling him. Then he gave a letter to Airtel office demanding information and the location where the STD was. Airtel provided him with the information and since he suspected that someone was calling him from our class only he announced in our Class that whoever is calling him will be caught soon. So we thought that now if we did not call him today then he will be totally sure that someone from our class is calling him but we could not call him from that Airtel PCO and no other PCO near my house is vacant, all are crowded so we could not take the risk. So we finally found a BSNL PCO and called him from there and till now we have not been caught and we are calling him daily.

Here is one short talk we had with him-:My Friend-”Kya Be * bahut Priyanka Aggarwal(His Gf) ke saath ghoomta hai”

Sir-”Aap kaun bol rahe hain”

My Friend-”Tera Baap”

Sir-”Mera Baap Kaun?”

My Friend-”Kya Be Kamine apne baap ko bhool gaya”

Sir-”Main aap ko ranchi ka ticket de doonga,aap waha ke pagal khaane mein jaa ke apna ilaj kara lijeyga”

My Friend-”Tera Paas itna paisa hai ki too ranchi ka ticket kharidega”

And he ended the call !!!

Till next time Ciao

Yeah Call me Insane or Whatever but Not only School Life but Studying is also fun.I will leave aside the Study part since it will make this post a bit boring.In School me and my friends play so many pranks on others that our stomach starts aching because of laughing so much.Here are a few of ours Pranks or atleast Humours moments

1) On 29th June we wee gonna have a Bio test,All the students wanted to postpone it so 2 girls went to Ma’am and told her to postpone the tests and they were successful.When Ma’am agreed and the 2 girls were leaving our History teacher called one of the girls and told her to deliver it to another class.The Another girl came runinng to our class and told Good News Good News and one of my friend asked “Ladka Ki Ladki”.

2)After school is over,3 of my friends go with me in my car as they live nearby my house.Before leaving school we collect some paperballs and Chalks.While on our way to home we throw them at Auto Walla’s and Rickshaw’s and they actually try to Chase us.Ohh Man its so damn fun.

3)Our school does not have a canteen,so the Bata Puri wala or the Bhel Puri wala’s are allowed to enter the school and sell the Bata’s and Bhel’s to the hungry children’s.One of my friend Took a Tomato(Rather Stole) from the Bhel Puri wala and he came running upstairs and called all of us.Our Class is in the 3rd Floor and all the students(Except the seniors) during the lunch break play in the (So Called) Basketball court.The basketball court is directly in front of our floor(Hope U understood it I am not able to express the situation in words,Its like you look down to your feet,make your head the 3rd floor and your feet the basketball court)

Now we threw the tomato from the 3rd floor and it fell on the head of a boy,and He was totally drenched with the Tomato Juice

Man we were like ROFL LMAO.It is so damn fun going to school.

Ciao till next time,

Ya! Ya! I am still in class 10 but yes I and my frnds have been bunking class since class 6 In class 10 the 1st class I and my frnds bunked was the Hindi class since our mam sucks and makes a subject like Hindi which is interesting, boring. So we bunked classes for 1st day, Everything was fine no mam caught us and even other frnds of mine were amazed when they came to know that we were not there in the Hindi class. Since the 1st day went fine and no one suspected us we decided to bunk the 2nd day also!!!But things went wrong and so called fuckin girls told mam that we were bunking the class . After that when we came to know all of us were thinking of bhanas or excuses. One of my frnd decided that he will say he was not feeling well that is why he did not attend the Hindi class, another one decided to say that he was present in the class only and I decided to say that I was absent for the past 3 days (I even marked myself absent for the past 3 days in the Attendence register).We all were tensed what will happen in Hindi class the next day!!! We all were thinking that what if mam says that our excuses are lame. Moreover that mam is damn strict and the only thing she knows is take the Student to the Principal if he or she has done something wrong. Next day in Hindi class everything was normal >. We took so much tension for nothing!!! She should have at least taken us to the principal.

P.S. - Why I wanted the punishment is because there is no fun if u get caught and u r not punished

Till next time, Cya