Life of Rajesh

Hey Ya fella’s!

This incident occurred during my absence from the online world. So it was Friday The 13th (Feburary) and I had gone to school. We had some tests so I had to go. During our English Period, Our Ma’am gave us some Grammar work which no one was interested in doing. Still we did, and we were discussing the answers with Ma’am. Since we were bored, we were shouting the answers at the top of our voice. Let me give you an example -

Q) I _ Sorry!

We were answering the answer “am” like “AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”. I think Himesh Reshamiyya’s soul had entered us and we all had gone mad . We were creating a hell lot of noise, and I just turned back to my friend and tell him jokingly that agar abhi princi aa jaye toh saba bamboo hoga (If our principal comes now, we would be Screwed). As soon as i said this statement and turned back, the door opens and OOOO Principal is shouting at the top of her voice. There was Pin drop silence in our class in less than a millisecond. Our Principal realized that she cannot screw the whole class so she made the 6 guys sitting in front of the teacher’s table the scrape goat which included me . She told us to tell our parents to come to school on Monday, and after that she gave us a long lecture on Discipline,Manners and Blah, Blah……Blah! After her lecture ended and as she was leaving our classroom she says her favourite dialogue –  ”Rajesh Pandey get your haircut by Monday”. Our Principal has Always said this dailougue whenever she has seen me in school .

After our Principal left, my friend tells to me “She gave us such a big lecture on Discipline, Manners etc etc, but she didn’t have this much manner to knock the door and then come inside. Kahi bhi ghus jaati hain *beep*”

Till Next Time,

Take Care

So Wassup my dear readers? I am finally back to blogging. How I studied my ass off to pass 11 is one heck of a history. The good part is I have passed to 12, but the sad part is many of my friends have failed. I promise to myself that I will never ever screw myself as i had in Class 11. Well right now I am going to do some shopping, after all i have not gone to shopping for more than 4 months now. One thing i would like to add is that my School sucks….more of that in my next post.

Expect regular updates from me from now on,

Till next time

Well My Exams Got Over Recently and my performance has been so brilliant that I feel proud of myself/scarcasm Everything I studied was Last Moment studies and so I really did not except much! Now I need to study and so I am going offline for quite a long time, and it may happen that this blog will be dead by then It happened last year and its happening this year as well, It Happens with me every year!!!

Well I will surely miss my Hackintosh,internet and everything which i do online

Still if you want to contact me, you can mail me at rajesh@lifeofrajesh.com and even though i will be offline i will be updating my status in twitter so you can follow me there, www.twitter.com/pandooo

Well Take Care Guys

First of all I apologize for not updating my blog for such a long time even though I was online most of the time. I promise my blog readers that from now on you can expect me to post one post in my blog per week. As you can see I have made a lot of changes to my blog and have used the basic plugins which I should have used from the beginning. My school has already started and it’s very boring unlike Class 10 which was so much fun. I am in a nostalgia mode right now so I will like to tell about this incident which occurred in Class 10 during our 1^st term exams.

Our maths paper was very tough and in my friend group only one or two are good in maths. Even though I practice a lot of maths I have never been able to score good marks in Maths exams L well finally when our maths paper came out all of my friends failed including me. Now we though to make some changes to our paper so that we could pass out since our Maths sir is nothing but a big “lallu”. All of my friends made changes in our paper but I did not since sir had wrongly marked two of my sums wrong even though it was right. I went to him and got my marks increased and I passed out, but my friends were busy making changes in the paper. They got some extra exam paper and copied some right sums from each other copy and stapled it with their original maths paper. They also made some wrong sums right and went to sir to increase their marks. Since our sir was a big “lallu” he increased everyone’s marks and everyone passed out. Now let’s talk about how much everyone increased their marks by. Ankit increased it from 23 to 40, Somobroto increased it from 19 to 42 and now the guys who made the biggest leap Rahul increased his marks from 07 to 40! And Manosh increased it from 04 to 42!!! Big leap eh!

Now another guy in our class who had also flunked went to increase his marks and as luck would have it our “lallu” sir somehow caught him and someone from our class complained to our “lallu” maths sir about us and then Sir was very angry. He then took everyone’s paper for rechecking and that was it! My friends understood that Ab unki phatne waali hain! I was happy since I had passed by legal and not any illegal means. Later in the day Maths sir came back to our class with the papers and called all the people one by one on whom he had a doubt. He even called me and I told him that I did not use any illegal means or anything but I got the biggest shock of my life when I counted my maths paper again and I was only getting 32! I had got 28 in the beginning and my marks increased from 28 to 37 but after counting it was only coming to 32!!! I was doomed. Even till now I could not figure out where the hell my 5 marks went! Well in the end all of us had to write an apology letter and we promised sir that we will never do all these thing again!

Edit: Good news to people who comment on my blog, Yahoo Smilies has been added and its up and working now Special Thanks to Kunal for this

Writing after a Long time ! I have become Really Lazy ! I have so many things to blog about but Laziness Prevails !

Well This Post is all about my Crap School.Well You Guys Must be remembering that my exams were going to start on 12th November but as usual there was a bandh that day and so School was Called of that day ! It was a much needed Break for me since I was not at all prepared for my exams,Bio and History both 2 Hours Paper of 100 Mark Each ! So On Monday I was studyin from the morning only so as to do well in these 2 exams but the syllabus was so huge(Rather I was Lazy/Sleeping all the time) that by 4 PM I was only able to finish 4 Chapters of History and the Whole of Bio was still left.I was hoping that somehow Tommorrow also a Bandh is called and school is closed and at that very moment my friend Ankit called and told that he had just called Principal Ma’am and she told that tommorrow also no school will be there due to a bandh.At that very moment I called up Our Principal Ma’am and asked her that whether the school will be held tommorrow or not and she said that No School will be held tommorrow.I was so happy and decided to take a break from Studies and started Chipping.

At around 8 PM in the night my friend Ankit again called and said that Principal Ma’am has told that School will be held tommorrow! I was at my wits end and started studying like mad,at around 8:30 PM I again called Principal Ma’am to ask whether school will be held or not and that time she said that School will be closed tommorrow even if a Bandh is not there ! That was like Music to my ears and I immediately started calling all my friends and informed them that no school will held tommorrow even if a bandh is not held ! Then to my Horror Dipu called me and said that Its now confirmed that school will be held tommorrow since the bandh is called off :shock: I was like Dead at that very moment ! I had just informed more than 15 people that no school will be held tommorrow and so I again called back everyone to inform them that school will be held tommorrow and nearly all of them gave me a good scolding saying yeh sab kya laga rakha hai?Exam time mein aisa mazak mat kiya kar !

After that Just for a final confirmation I called up our Idiotic Principal Ma’am at around 10:30 PM and again asked her that whether school will be held tommorrow or not ? She Said that No School will be held tommorrow :shock: , I then thought to myself that Now I aint gonna inform anyone that No School will be held tommorrow but I just informed Nishant since he had called me to ask whether school will be held or not !

I slept peacefully during the night and at around 8 AM in the morning I recieved a phone from Nishant and he told that Schoolwill be held today and we need to give the exam as well ! I was like WTFFF I am dead for sure today ! Then I started studying and tried to complete whatever i could as fast as possible.After that I went to school and there I saw all the students and few Aunties were standing outside the school and No one was ready to give the exam but few were there who went inside the school and were ready to give the exam ! Soon our principal ma’am came and Just told One thing “Give the exam or go back home and we will give you 100 out of 100 in the exam” and everyone went inside the school to give the exam (Bloody Assholes)

My History paper was a Big Disaster and in Bio I played Kaun Banega Crorepati, and surprisingly I did well in my Bio Paper

Well for now Bye Guys