Life of Rajesh

Hey Ya fella’s!

This incident occurred during my absence from the online world. So it was Friday The 13th (Feburary) and I had gone to school. We had some tests so I had to go. During our English Period, Our Ma’am gave us some Grammar work which no one was interested in doing. Still we did, and we were discussing the answers with Ma’am. Since we were bored, we were shouting the answers at the top of our voice. Let me give you an example -

Q) I _ Sorry!

We were answering the answer “am” like “AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”. I think Himesh Reshamiyya’s soul had entered us and we all had gone mad . We were creating a hell lot of noise, and I just turned back to my friend and tell him jokingly that agar abhi princi aa jaye toh saba bamboo hoga (If our principal comes now, we would be Screwed). As soon as i said this statement and turned back, the door opens and OOOO Principal is shouting at the top of her voice. There was Pin drop silence in our class in less than a millisecond. Our Principal realized that she cannot screw the whole class so she made the 6 guys sitting in front of the teacher’s table the scrape goat which included me . She told us to tell our parents to come to school on Monday, and after that she gave us a long lecture on Discipline,Manners and Blah, Blah……Blah! After her lecture ended and as she was leaving our classroom she says her favourite dialogue –  ”Rajesh Pandey get your haircut by Monday”. Our Principal has Always said this dailougue whenever she has seen me in school .

After our Principal left, my friend tells to me “She gave us such a big lecture on Discipline, Manners etc etc, but she didn’t have this much manner to knock the door and then come inside. Kahi bhi ghus jaati hain *beep*”

Till Next Time,

Take Care

Well My Exams Got Over Recently and my performance has been so brilliant that I feel proud of myself/scarcasm Everything I studied was Last Moment studies and so I really did not except much! Now I need to study and so I am going offline for quite a long time, and it may happen that this blog will be dead by then It happened last year and its happening this year as well, It Happens with me every year!!!

Well I will surely miss my Hackintosh,internet and everything which i do online

Still if you want to contact me, you can mail me at rajesh@lifeofrajesh.com and even though i will be offline i will be updating my status in twitter so you can follow me there, www.twitter.com/pandooo

Well Take Care Guys

I am tired, I am tired! Whenever I play something, my team turns out to be the weakest and I am always under the pressure to save the “izzat” of our team. Few days ago I was playing cricket with my friends and each team consisted of 6 players each and it was a 2innings 8overs match. My Team had some good players but the other team was without a doubt more strong than ours due to the fact that they had a Bhaiya who was in his 2nd year of college. So the toss was done and we won the toss and I elected to bat First (Wrong Decision) and our whole team was bowled out for 28 runs only. Then the other team batted and thankfully 2 “lallu” players opened the batting and we decided not to bowl them out so that we may manage to maintain a lead. We were quite successful but in the 5th over one of the opener was bowled out and that time there score was only 30.

Then that bhaiyaa came to bat and we were beaten all around the ground like anything,8 overs later they had scored a lead of of 62 runs all thanks to some great bowling from my team. Then the 2nd innings started and I had high hopes that some player of my team will click this time and score some run but I was totally disappointed! After the first over my team had a score of 0 runs and 5 wickets were already down I was really angry that time. So After 3 overs my team had a score of 4 runs and 5 wickets were down. After 8 overs my team had a score of 52 runs and we lost the match, but atleast the izzat of our team was saved.

Another Example of this comes can be given when I play Midtown Madness 2 with my friends I always end up on the loosing side (I dont think its easy to defeat Omkar, he pawne us easily) but still atleast a humble defeat is possible but no, I need to score all the points in my team and others will just roam around and make lame excuses and when that very same player becomes my opponent, Pata nahi sale mein kiski aatma ghus jaati hain and he starts playing very well

Only time when I am not under pressure while playing a game is when I play with my school friends since they all are good players and I am not under the pressure to perform.

Conspiracy against me?

First of all I apologize for not updating my blog for such a long time even though I was online most of the time. I promise my blog readers that from now on you can expect me to post one post in my blog per week. As you can see I have made a lot of changes to my blog and have used the basic plugins which I should have used from the beginning. My school has already started and it’s very boring unlike Class 10 which was so much fun. I am in a nostalgia mode right now so I will like to tell about this incident which occurred in Class 10 during our 1^st term exams.

Our maths paper was very tough and in my friend group only one or two are good in maths. Even though I practice a lot of maths I have never been able to score good marks in Maths exams L well finally when our maths paper came out all of my friends failed including me. Now we though to make some changes to our paper so that we could pass out since our Maths sir is nothing but a big “lallu”. All of my friends made changes in our paper but I did not since sir had wrongly marked two of my sums wrong even though it was right. I went to him and got my marks increased and I passed out, but my friends were busy making changes in the paper. They got some extra exam paper and copied some right sums from each other copy and stapled it with their original maths paper. They also made some wrong sums right and went to sir to increase their marks. Since our sir was a big “lallu” he increased everyone’s marks and everyone passed out. Now let’s talk about how much everyone increased their marks by. Ankit increased it from 23 to 40, Somobroto increased it from 19 to 42 and now the guys who made the biggest leap Rahul increased his marks from 07 to 40! And Manosh increased it from 04 to 42!!! Big leap eh!

Now another guy in our class who had also flunked went to increase his marks and as luck would have it our “lallu” sir somehow caught him and someone from our class complained to our “lallu” maths sir about us and then Sir was very angry. He then took everyone’s paper for rechecking and that was it! My friends understood that Ab unki phatne waali hain! I was happy since I had passed by legal and not any illegal means. Later in the day Maths sir came back to our class with the papers and called all the people one by one on whom he had a doubt. He even called me and I told him that I did not use any illegal means or anything but I got the biggest shock of my life when I counted my maths paper again and I was only getting 32! I had got 28 in the beginning and my marks increased from 28 to 37 but after counting it was only coming to 32!!! I was doomed. Even till now I could not figure out where the hell my 5 marks went! Well in the end all of us had to write an apology letter and we promised sir that we will never do all these thing again!

Edit: Good news to people who comment on my blog, Yahoo Smilies has been added and its up and working now Special Thanks to Kunal for this

Hello Guys ! Wassup ? After My exams are over I have been enjoying a lot with my friends ! This Saturday I went to Wet O Wild (WOW),a water park with my friends !!! There were 7 people all together-Me,Ankit,Piyush,J(This guy prefers to be unamed),Dipu(Spoilsport),Somobroto,Raunak ! We Went inside the water park at 12 in the noon and stayed there till 5 in the eveining ! In between we had lots of fun,we also did some babe watching !

So in all my posts,there has been some twists so here is the big TWIST for this post ! We Saw 2 hot foreingers in WOW,we thought that we should go and talk to them but did not have the courage ! J was quite excited seeing so many hot gals and was tryin to flirt with a few of em as well Finally we decided to go and talk to em but before that we tried to know whether they knew hindi or not by saying “Gulabo”(Rang De Basanti Style ) in front of them and see their reaction,but they were like so we came to a conclusion that they did not knew Hindi ! Finally we collected all our courage and went to talk to them but before that another gang of boys went upto them and started talking with them ! They were in conversation for more than half an hour and we understood that we dont stand a chance now ! Soon we forgot about the gals and started enjoying ourselves ! Soon it struck 5(Closing time of the Water Park) and we left the water park!

Now the water park was attached to a amusement park and we went in there,we did not have to pay any money for the entry since the band(You Have to wear a band on your hand instead of any ticket,the band of WOW was plain yellow and the band of the amusement park was yellow with black spots on it) of WOW gave us free entry to the Amusement park as well ! We were roaming aimlessly when J decided to have a go at Striking Cars and since he was a member of the Amusement park he didn’t have to pay any money ! Then Ankit and Raunak also decided to have a go at Striking cars but being a Kanjoos that Ankit is,he took a black pen and told jay to draw some circles on his band so that his band could resemble the band of Nicco park !!! Even though Jay gets the highest in maths in our class he drawed Rectangluar shapes instead of circle! Still to try his luck Ankit and Raunak went to a disco dance ride(where you have to sit in a bucket and the bucket will move left/right with force).Well Ankit and Raunak went through the checking of the bands successfully and even went and sat in the bucket but as soon as the ride was going to start,the guy managing the ride caught hold of Ankit and Raunak and phir phatta !!!

They were taken to some other officials and the officials told Ankit and Raunak that what they did is Fraud and they should be sent to jail,then Ankit somehow convinced them and Ankit and Raunak had to shell out 500 bucks to convince the officials ! Finally in the end when we were coming back from the amusement park,we avoided a big accident and in the process my Scorpio did a 180 degree spin !!!! Now the last twist,we were quite sad that we could not use the chance to talk to the foreigners and I was telling this thing to Tanmay on Sunday and I showed him few pics of the foreigners and then he told me that the foreigners were aunties and not young which we were thinking for so long !!!

EDIT:For some pics of WOW,you can check out my flick account – http://www.flickr.com/photos/rajesh20057/

Cya Guys !