Life of Rajesh

Hey Ya fella’s!

This incident occurred during my absence from the online world. So it was Friday The 13th (Feburary) and I had gone to school. We had some tests so I had to go. During our English Period, Our Ma’am gave us some Grammar work which no one was interested in doing. Still we did, and we were discussing the answers with Ma’am. Since we were bored, we were shouting the answers at the top of our voice. Let me give you an example -

Q) I _ Sorry!

We were answering the answer “am” like “AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”. I think Himesh Reshamiyya’s soul had entered us and we all had gone mad . We were creating a hell lot of noise, and I just turned back to my friend and tell him jokingly that agar abhi princi aa jaye toh saba bamboo hoga (If our principal comes now, we would be Screwed). As soon as i said this statement and turned back, the door opens and OOOO Principal is shouting at the top of her voice. There was Pin drop silence in our class in less than a millisecond. Our Principal realized that she cannot screw the whole class so she made the 6 guys sitting in front of the teacher’s table the scrape goat which included me . She told us to tell our parents to come to school on Monday, and after that she gave us a long lecture on Discipline,Manners and Blah, Blah……Blah! After her lecture ended and as she was leaving our classroom she says her favourite dialogue –  ”Rajesh Pandey get your haircut by Monday”. Our Principal has Always said this dailougue whenever she has seen me in school .

After our Principal left, my friend tells to me “She gave us such a big lecture on Discipline, Manners etc etc, but she didn’t have this much manner to knock the door and then come inside. Kahi bhi ghus jaati hain *beep*”

Till Next Time,

Take Care

First of all I apologize for not updating my blog for such a long time even though I was online most of the time. I promise my blog readers that from now on you can expect me to post one post in my blog per week. As you can see I have made a lot of changes to my blog and have used the basic plugins which I should have used from the beginning. My school has already started and it’s very boring unlike Class 10 which was so much fun. I am in a nostalgia mode right now so I will like to tell about this incident which occurred in Class 10 during our 1^st term exams.

Our maths paper was very tough and in my friend group only one or two are good in maths. Even though I practice a lot of maths I have never been able to score good marks in Maths exams L well finally when our maths paper came out all of my friends failed including me. Now we though to make some changes to our paper so that we could pass out since our Maths sir is nothing but a big “lallu”. All of my friends made changes in our paper but I did not since sir had wrongly marked two of my sums wrong even though it was right. I went to him and got my marks increased and I passed out, but my friends were busy making changes in the paper. They got some extra exam paper and copied some right sums from each other copy and stapled it with their original maths paper. They also made some wrong sums right and went to sir to increase their marks. Since our sir was a big “lallu” he increased everyone’s marks and everyone passed out. Now let’s talk about how much everyone increased their marks by. Ankit increased it from 23 to 40, Somobroto increased it from 19 to 42 and now the guys who made the biggest leap Rahul increased his marks from 07 to 40! And Manosh increased it from 04 to 42!!! Big leap eh!

Now another guy in our class who had also flunked went to increase his marks and as luck would have it our “lallu” sir somehow caught him and someone from our class complained to our “lallu” maths sir about us and then Sir was very angry. He then took everyone’s paper for rechecking and that was it! My friends understood that Ab unki phatne waali hain! I was happy since I had passed by legal and not any illegal means. Later in the day Maths sir came back to our class with the papers and called all the people one by one on whom he had a doubt. He even called me and I told him that I did not use any illegal means or anything but I got the biggest shock of my life when I counted my maths paper again and I was only getting 32! I had got 28 in the beginning and my marks increased from 28 to 37 but after counting it was only coming to 32!!! I was doomed. Even till now I could not figure out where the hell my 5 marks went! Well in the end all of us had to write an apology letter and we promised sir that we will never do all these thing again!

Edit: Good news to people who comment on my blog, Yahoo Smilies has been added and its up and working now Special Thanks to Kunal for this

Hello Guys ! Wassup ? After My exams are over I have been enjoying a lot with my friends ! This Saturday I went to Wet O Wild (WOW),a water park with my friends !!! There were 7 people all together-Me,Ankit,Piyush,J(This guy prefers to be unamed),Dipu(Spoilsport),Somobroto,Raunak ! We Went inside the water park at 12 in the noon and stayed there till 5 in the eveining ! In between we had lots of fun,we also did some babe watching !

So in all my posts,there has been some twists so here is the big TWIST for this post ! We Saw 2 hot foreingers in WOW,we thought that we should go and talk to them but did not have the courage ! J was quite excited seeing so many hot gals and was tryin to flirt with a few of em as well Finally we decided to go and talk to em but before that we tried to know whether they knew hindi or not by saying “Gulabo”(Rang De Basanti Style ) in front of them and see their reaction,but they were like so we came to a conclusion that they did not knew Hindi ! Finally we collected all our courage and went to talk to them but before that another gang of boys went upto them and started talking with them ! They were in conversation for more than half an hour and we understood that we dont stand a chance now ! Soon we forgot about the gals and started enjoying ourselves ! Soon it struck 5(Closing time of the Water Park) and we left the water park!

Now the water park was attached to a amusement park and we went in there,we did not have to pay any money for the entry since the band(You Have to wear a band on your hand instead of any ticket,the band of WOW was plain yellow and the band of the amusement park was yellow with black spots on it) of WOW gave us free entry to the Amusement park as well ! We were roaming aimlessly when J decided to have a go at Striking Cars and since he was a member of the Amusement park he didn’t have to pay any money ! Then Ankit and Raunak also decided to have a go at Striking cars but being a Kanjoos that Ankit is,he took a black pen and told jay to draw some circles on his band so that his band could resemble the band of Nicco park !!! Even though Jay gets the highest in maths in our class he drawed Rectangluar shapes instead of circle! Still to try his luck Ankit and Raunak went to a disco dance ride(where you have to sit in a bucket and the bucket will move left/right with force).Well Ankit and Raunak went through the checking of the bands successfully and even went and sat in the bucket but as soon as the ride was going to start,the guy managing the ride caught hold of Ankit and Raunak and phir phatta !!!

They were taken to some other officials and the officials told Ankit and Raunak that what they did is Fraud and they should be sent to jail,then Ankit somehow convinced them and Ankit and Raunak had to shell out 500 bucks to convince the officials ! Finally in the end when we were coming back from the amusement park,we avoided a big accident and in the process my Scorpio did a 180 degree spin !!!! Now the last twist,we were quite sad that we could not use the chance to talk to the foreigners and I was telling this thing to Tanmay on Sunday and I showed him few pics of the foreigners and then he told me that the foreigners were aunties and not young which we were thinking for so long !!!

EDIT:For some pics of WOW,you can check out my flick account – http://www.flickr.com/photos/rajesh20057/

Cya Guys !

Writing after a Long time ! I have become Really Lazy ! I have so many things to blog about but Laziness Prevails !

Well This Post is all about my Crap School.Well You Guys Must be remembering that my exams were going to start on 12th November but as usual there was a bandh that day and so School was Called of that day ! It was a much needed Break for me since I was not at all prepared for my exams,Bio and History both 2 Hours Paper of 100 Mark Each ! So On Monday I was studyin from the morning only so as to do well in these 2 exams but the syllabus was so huge(Rather I was Lazy/Sleeping all the time) that by 4 PM I was only able to finish 4 Chapters of History and the Whole of Bio was still left.I was hoping that somehow Tommorrow also a Bandh is called and school is closed and at that very moment my friend Ankit called and told that he had just called Principal Ma’am and she told that tommorrow also no school will be there due to a bandh.At that very moment I called up Our Principal Ma’am and asked her that whether the school will be held tommorrow or not and she said that No School will be held tommorrow.I was so happy and decided to take a break from Studies and started Chipping.

At around 8 PM in the night my friend Ankit again called and said that Principal Ma’am has told that School will be held tommorrow! I was at my wits end and started studying like mad,at around 8:30 PM I again called Principal Ma’am to ask whether school will be held or not and that time she said that School will be closed tommorrow even if a Bandh is not there ! That was like Music to my ears and I immediately started calling all my friends and informed them that no school will held tommorrow even if a bandh is not held ! Then to my Horror Dipu called me and said that Its now confirmed that school will be held tommorrow since the bandh is called off :shock: I was like Dead at that very moment ! I had just informed more than 15 people that no school will be held tommorrow and so I again called back everyone to inform them that school will be held tommorrow and nearly all of them gave me a good scolding saying yeh sab kya laga rakha hai?Exam time mein aisa mazak mat kiya kar !

After that Just for a final confirmation I called up our Idiotic Principal Ma’am at around 10:30 PM and again asked her that whether school will be held tommorrow or not ? She Said that No School will be held tommorrow :shock: , I then thought to myself that Now I aint gonna inform anyone that No School will be held tommorrow but I just informed Nishant since he had called me to ask whether school will be held or not !

I slept peacefully during the night and at around 8 AM in the morning I recieved a phone from Nishant and he told that Schoolwill be held today and we need to give the exam as well ! I was like WTFFF I am dead for sure today ! Then I started studying and tried to complete whatever i could as fast as possible.After that I went to school and there I saw all the students and few Aunties were standing outside the school and No one was ready to give the exam but few were there who went inside the school and were ready to give the exam ! Soon our principal ma’am came and Just told One thing “Give the exam or go back home and we will give you 100 out of 100 in the exam” and everyone went inside the school to give the exam (Bloody Assholes)

My History paper was a Big Disaster and in Bio I played Kaun Banega Crorepati, and surprisingly I did well in my Bio Paper

Well for now Bye Guys

Well Guys At the start of this month I was short of blogging material and had lots of free time and now when I got so much things to blog about I dont have the time !Well still I took out some time from my busy schedule to update my blog

As you Guys Know My Holidays were going on and I was getting bugged sitting idle at home,then after coming back from my tour my Dad told me that he needs to buy 2 new PC’s for office and told me to get the configuration ready.The configuration was ready within a minute but I thought to myself WTF am I Doing?New PC for office is good par isme mera kya fyada? Then I thought that I will try and convince Dad to get a laptop for Office and then when the laptop arrives I will send my PC to office instead of the laptop.I tried my best but Dad did not agree.Then I thought of a MASTER PLAN.I decided since I will be getting a laptop after Class 10 I can wait for some more months and till then I can try to upgrade my current PC.The first thing after that I did was to go to my office and check the configuration of the 2 PC’s which were going to be replaced.

Out of the 2 PC’s,one was a P3 and the other was a P4 and used DDR RAM.So I told my Dad that instead of getting 2 new PC’s we can upgarde the P4 with 1Gb DDR RAM and get a new PC to replace the P3.Now I thought that I will get 2GB DDR RAM from Kingston and use them in my PC and the current RAM that I had will go in the P4.The D Day arrived and I went with my Dad to get the parts.Instead of getting a DVD writer with IDE interface I went with a DVD writer from ASUS which had a SATA Interface.Soon I reached home and the First thing I did was to take out the RAM from my PC and Swap it with the RAM that I got ! Part I of Mission Accomplished Successfully !

Now next Day I went to the Office with the new PC and assembled it ! The Comp Guy in My Office told me that the HDD being used in the P3 was new and I should use that Instead of the new HDD I got.Instead of arguing with him since I thought I can use the 2nd HDD and do RAID 0 ! Surprisng Entry of part II in the Misson which is successfully accomplished as well !

Now When I was going to attach the DVD writer the Office Guy told me that the P3 already had 2 DVD writers installed and I shall install it instead of using the new one.Again at this point I was gonna tell to him that new mobo’s only support 1 IDE port and the max devices supported per IDE port is 2 which will still create a bottleneck and so it will be better to use a SATA DVD writer but then again I changed my mind at the last moment and decided to agree with the computer guy and I told to myself that I can use the new SATA DVD writer in my current PC.I already had a DVD writer but the new one supported Lightscribe which was very handy for me and So when I left from the Office I had 2 new Components Upgarde for my Home PC ! I was feeling very proud of my evil brain and thinking what a genius I am,but soon things changed !

When I reached home and opened up my PC I saw that my Mobo only had 2 SATA ports and I could either plug in the HDD or the SATA DVD writer.I went with the HDD since RAID 0 was a much better option than the lightscribe DVD writer.I backup-ed all my Data onto different forms of storage media including 2 GB MicroSD card,2Gb Mini SD card,1 DVD and 5*2Gb Pen Drives !After that I remembered that I would need a custom XP CD with the RAID drivers since No OS can detect the RAID setup until and unless you provide them with the drivers.I made a XP CD and setup-ed RAID and in the process both my HDD’s were formatted and that means they had no Data on it.Then I put the XP CD in the tray and restartd my PC.I had already changed the boot media to my DVD Drive,and to my horror I got the Custom XP CD I had created was not bootable !After struggling for 2 days to create a Bootable XP CD,I had reached a point where my eyes had become red and my head was paining badly and i even tried to install Ubuntu but even Ubuntu failed to detect my RAID 0 and finally I had to drop the idea of doing RAID 0 and now I am just using the 2nd HDD for my torrents downloads and till now that drive is totally empty ! I never even reached the point of filling up 80Gb of my current 160Gb HDD,forget another 160Gb !

In the End I am using that HDD just for the sake of it and I have put the ASUS DVD writer for sale !Indeed a Master Plan which worked but still did not in the end !